Forensic reconstruction of a Crystal Head Vodka skull

Nigel, a Scottish forensic artist, did this facial reconstruction job on a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka, yielding up a glimpse of how the grotesque crystalline monsters whose skulls are harvested by the Crystal Vodka people might look.

Crystal Head Vodka Forensic Facial Reconstruction

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  1. NickyG says:

    WEIRD, I totally know that guy.


  2. I always assumed it would be Dan Aykroyd's skull... or John Belushi's...

  3. Eksrae says:

    It turned out to be modeled after a happy drunk.

  4. Have they done this for the allegedly alien-crafted crystal skulls that inspired the vodka?

  5. miasm says:

    Those reconstructions look like George Lucas with an ear to ear, shit-eating grin.

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