'Apple Watch, The Musical,' Jonathan 'Song a Day' Mann

Musician Jonathan Mann sums up what happened at the big Apple iPhone 6/6+ and Apple Watch event as only Song A Day Man can: "Apple Watch: The Musical."

He has done 2,078 of these so far, recording and publishing a new song about every day. His new baby makes a cameo. Stay for the ending.

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LYRICS


As we all sat waiting for the big show to begin

We saw shots of the crowd and heard two songs playin'

Then there was a bunch of live stream trouble

It was cutting in and out

We saw some bars and tone from the TV truck

And all of Twitter began to shout

But then on comes Phil Schiller

Almost lost my paitence

Bigger iPhones, so much bigger

But there's a Chinese translation

In the background

IN THE BACKGROUND

Anyway


These phones are packed with pixels

So many pixels

Over a million pixels

This guy's got a really warm neck

You can use this phone one handed

Something called Focus Pixels

And you can make calls over wifi

Phil says we all need to run more stairs

And he's an expert in butterflies

Everyone knows that it's so hard

To remove your credit cards

From your wallet, it really hurts

Eddie Cues got you covered with his pink shirt

With the secure element

The secure element

And then we heard the three words

The wondrous magically words

It was weird to hear them from Tim Cook's mouth

All my higher brain functions are dropping away

Images flash and Jony Ive narrates

I am pavlov's dog coming on command

Tim Cook raises up his hands

It's the Apple watch and I can't help my self

I want one so bad I'm about to pass out

What's the interface, how you get around

Oh yeah simple it's a digital crown

It's the digital crown

Linear Acuator

Taptic Engine

Horological experts

Track the solar system

is Kevin Lynch gonna sing

Love Shack or wild thing?

We all glampsed Jeff

And his heartbeat

Penises

Everyone will Draw

Penises

On the Apple Watch