WATCH: Darth Vader quotes cruel passages from the Bible

Darth Vader is showing less mercy than usual here. [via]

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  1. daneel says:

    Ezekiel 25:17?

  2. M_Dub says:

    I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

  3. No... Ezekiel 23:19-21

  4. Revelation 21:8 "But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death."

    Screw you, Obi-Wan!

  5. LDoBe says:

    I like that one. I also like pointing out to Christians that passage in the OT where a guy was repenting to an Israelite by getting himself circumcised, then that Israelite just killed him anyway taking advantage of the guy being laid up with a mutilated cock. Keeping it classy.

    "Yeah, thanks for apologizing to me and my god, and while I did say I accepted your apology, I just can't really pass up this opportunity to fucking cut your head off while you still have some fresh sutures in the tip of your dick. Y'know. Cuz you can't really fight back."

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