Found Night Valeish poetry: Collection of surreal changelog and patch-note messages

@thestrangelog collects "the strange poetry of changelogs and patch notes," publishing them verbatim ("All byzantine emperors will now have clothes regardless of what DLCs are enabled.").

It's basically found poetry from the Night Valeverse.

"Fixed issue where picking up a fish would destroy player"

"Tossing a truly remarkable amount of grenades will no longer result in a server crash"

"stopped vampires from pinning their crimes on babies and children"

"Provost should no longer hate you in California if he hated you in Arizona."

The Strange Log

(via JWZ)