Portland is facing a rash of hundreds of dildos hanging from power lines. According to Portland General Electric, the sex toys don't pose a fire hazard.
I'm sure that they will inspire a variety of mostly ridiculous explanations, just as dangling shoes have.
"Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon"
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