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Why you don't just summon the giant eagles

Rob Beschizza at 4:21 am • •

Ornithology [Oglaf]

Oglaf on nipples

Rob Beschizza at 6:45 am • •

The punchline comes six panels later, and is no less perfect for its obviousness. Bitterfruit [Oglaf]