Not happy with the election of Pope Francis (who looks either like
Grumpy Cat or
a Muppet, depending on the photo)? Then, perhaps, you can throw in your lot with Pope Michael I, who has ruled an offshoot, unofficial branch of the Catholic Church (which may, or may not, consist mostly of himself and his mother) from
his living room in Delia, Kansas since 1990.
— Maggie
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Former NBA star Dennis
Rodman has chosen Ghanaian Cardinal Peter Turkson (of "in Africa homosexuality is not countenanced" fame) as the next pope, reports the AP.
Previously.
— Rob
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