Memoir of Lando Calrissian's toady Lobot

"I, Lobot:" being a fictional memoir of a day in the life of Lobot, the Star Wars spear-carrier with the wraparound head-computer who toadies for Lando Calrissian.

6:30 a.m: Wake up, unplug head from charger.

6:45 a.m: Yoga, Tai Chi, and Rhythmic Gymnastics.

7:15 a.m: Hop in the shower and shave face, shave head, brush teeth, and buff headset.

7:45 a.m: Download Mr. Calrissian's itinerary, new episodes of Lost, and the newest album by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

I, Lobot: A Day In The Life of Lando Calrissian's Assistant