3D coyote replica "rids an area of disease-carrying Canada geese"


If you ask me, Sam's Club found the old copywriter for the Johnson Smith Catalog and hired him/her to write the description:

A life-like, full-size menacing predator, the 3-D coyote decoy rids an area of disease-carrying Canada geese. Safe, humane and effective, it works without the use of dangerous chemicals. The life-like furry tail changes positions in the slightest breeze. It provides 360° coverage and is visible from any angle – far superior to flat silhouette cutouts. It covers approximately 1/4 acre and rids the area of pests like geese, squirrels, ducks, rabbits, skunks and rodents. Use this coyote decoy for golf courses, businesses, homes, parks and any other grass/turf area.

I'll bet it doesn't work.

3-D Coyote Replica $32.32 (Thanks, Mister Jalopy!)