A list of the 131 reasons David Banner turned into The Hulk

81. Being beaten up by the thieves and thrown in the store vault, having the vault door closed on his foot, and then having the air supply cut off by the
giggling thieves

106. Being fed poisoned sushi

117. Being attacked by some mean cops who handcuff him even though he has
told them his hand is broken, and who then let him flail around so that he falls on
his bad hand

122. Being lassoed by the mean cowboys and dragged behind their horses
across a bunch of dirt and rocks, and then being dragged into the river

Incredible HULK Provocations (Via Filled With Chocolate Pudding)