Michael Shannon reads the Delta Gamma girl's crazed email to her sorority sisters (NSFW)

There are many jokey plays on the leaked email that a young woman in the University of Maryland Delta Gamma sorority sent to her sorority sisters, but Michael Shannon's performance wins. (Background: Last week, Gawker posted the leaked email and the sorority president responded that the note "absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's." Later, Jezebel posted some excerpts from the original author's now-deleted Twitter stream. She seems like a lovely person.) (Thanks, Bob Pescovitz!)