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Facebook releases new post-NSA-Prism-leak privacy settings
Cyprus launches exciting new journalist surveillance program
Welcome to Cyprus, where officials discovered a new threat to national security: journalists reporting facts. As reported in OCCRP, the Mediterranean nation's Interior Ministry drafted legislation that would let authorities… READ THE REST
Lyft now offering complimentary transcripts of your private conversations
Remember when the creepiest thing about ride-sharing was being forced to listen to your driver's five-point plan for fixing America? Those were simpler times, folks. As reported by CBC, a… READ THE REST
Dystopia for kids: this $249 stuffed dinosaur reports everything your child says back to you
Meet Dino, an ugly plush dinosaur that comes armed with a built-in AI chatbot that records your kid's every word. For just $249, your child can share their secrets with… READ THE REST
This app finds free movies so good you'll cancel your subscriptions
TL;DR: BitMar's streaming content aggregator hunts down free, ad-free content from across the web, and it's just $14.99 with code BITMAR5 through June 1 (reg. $150). You cut cable to save money. Now you're paying… READ THE REST
We just booked a first-class flight for less than Spirit
TL;DR: Find flight and hotel deals with OneAir Elite, now $59.99 for a lifetime subscription with code FLY30 (reg. $790). You don't need to be a millionaire to fly first class, you just need OneAir.… READ THE REST
Is hypnosis a scam? Try this app for free and see if it changes your life.
TL;DR: Save 50% on this self-meditation app that helps you relieve stress and unwind after long days. Get a lifetime subscription to the Harmony Hypnosis app for $99.99 (reg. $199.99). Harmony Premium Plan Lifetime SubscriptionSee… READ THE REST
