One of the funny things about Boing Boing is gaining access to the broken ansible in the lair's basement. Due to some as yet untheoretical relativistic cross-wiring, all it can access are random wikipedia articles from the distant future. We've been instructed in no uncertain terms never to use it, and the last editor to do so disappeared in a flash of late 1970s-era BBC special effects, presumably an extremely painful demise. This 24-bit PNG found on their laptop didn't make a lot of sense until lately; here it is for your topical interest.
Tzump_(Wikipedia article from the future)
Stars ditch Trump's "Freedom 250" concert series after they realize he's behind it
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Judge orders Trump's name removed from the Kennedy Center
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Where is the Board of Peace's aid cash for Gaza?
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