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Testicle tanner Tucker Carlson, rejoice! The ever-reliable New York Post has reported on a new study suggesting that Coca-Cola boosts testosterone, the hormone — when lacking — responsible for the… READ THE REST

Christmas is next week, which means our society's obligatory celebration of consumerism, materialism, and family is finally here. In the haze of ads for trendy gadgets and copious Christmas specials,… READ THE REST

Coca-Cola lost $4 billion dollars after Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo snubbed the sugary drink for water in front of the press. The simple act of sliding two Coke bottles… READ THE REST

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