Noah fights a Tyrannosaurus in totally accurate Biblical interpretation

Fandom Jesus is no match for canon Jesus, and a Tyrannosaurus Rex is no match for fandom Noah in this meticulously faithful retelling of the Bible's greatest ark-builder.

As any reader of Genesis knows, Noah built an ark that held dinosaurs, which were later used in gladiatorial games in which Noah fought barehanded.

As wickedness increases across the land, Noah and his loved ones endure painful consequences of a world bent on evil. King Lamech expands his rule through deception and force, but does his kindness toward Noah hint that things may change?

Noah and Emzara explore their world and their eyes are opened anew to the creative genius of the Most High, yet mankind's wretchedness threatens to upend their peaceful corner of the world. While tracking down the perpetrator of a malicious crime, they are tested by tragedy and must decide if they will sacrifice everything for truth and justice.

Sounds almost as thrilling as true-to-life tale A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by my pal Hunter Fox.

Noah: A Man of Resolve (Via Joe My God)