White House doc claims Trump weighs only 239 pounds and liberals demand to see his girth cerficate

President Trump weighs 239 pounds (One pound less than would count him as "obese" under the most popular measure for his height) and is mentally and physically fit to govern.

One reporter asked how Trump could eat so much fast food and drink so much Diet Coke and still receive a good bill of health.

"It's called genetics, I don't know. Some people have good genes," Jackson said.

The president is taking several other medications, including a low dose of Aspirin for heart health, a cream for rosacea and a multivitamin.

Liberal Twitter just doesn't believe it–especially the suggestion that Trump has lost a significant amount of weight while in office. But surely there are more significant mysteries to unravel…