Casey Weldon's retro Valentine's Day cards bring the snark

With art fashioned after kids pussycat Valentines of yore, Casey Weldon's new 5-card vintage-inspired set is definitely geared to grownups. The Seattle-based artist's messages will put some much-needed sass into this Hallmark holiday. They are, as follows:

— I want to fuck you like an animal

— And Heaven knows I'm miserable now

— Life's an illusion, Love is a dream

— This is getting old and so are you

— Do you want to find Hell with me?

— I don't even care, We don't have to breed

Sets of these cards (and stickers) go on sale Thursday morning at 10 AM through the Spoke Art gallery website (the original art for these were recently exhibited there).

image 1 via Spoke Art, image 2 via Casey Weldon