With art fashioned after kids pussycat Valentines of yore, Casey Weldon's new 5-card vintage-inspired set is definitely geared to grownups. The Seattle-based artist's messages will put some much-needed sass into this Hallmark holiday. They are, as follows:
-- I want to fuck you like an animal
-- And Heaven knows I'm miserable now
-- Life's an illusion, Love is a dream
-- This is getting old and so are you
-- Do you want to find Hell with me?
-- I don't even care, We don't have to breed
Sets of these cards (and stickers) go on sale Thursday morning at 10 AM through the Spoke Art gallery website (the original art for these were recently exhibited there).
image 1 via Spoke Art, image 2 via Casey Weldon
The wonderfully talented artist and illustrator, Michelle Rial, posted this D & D character alignment chart to her Twitter feed. I need a new hobby pic.twitter.com/bRn5QJ4u90 — Michelle Rial (@TheRialMichelle) February 14, 2020 Which alignment are you? Would you use different candy hearts? Happy Valentine’s Day! Image: Used with Permission
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