retro Make your sweetie smile (or blush) with these cheeky retro valentines with modern-day messages Rusty Blazenhoff

valentine's day Casey Weldon's retro Valentine's Day cards bring the snark Rusty Blazenhoff

candy Five pounds of Haribo gummy bears Jason Weisberger

nostalgia Happy Valentines from 1982 Jason Weisberger

dogs Heck Valentines Day just fall in love with some doggos Xeni Jardin

chocolate Edible Anus Xeni Jardin

wilcock VALENTINE'S WILCOCK: John meets Amber (his future wife) Ethan Persoff

in vino veritas The Coravin preservation system uses argon to pour wine one glass at a time Andrew Yi

Funny Funny "Begging" Valentines day cards from Obvious Plant Popkin

cockroaches You can name a cockroach after your ex for Valentine's Day, thanks to the Toronto Zoo Rusty Blazenhoff

christmas Cabazon Dinosaurs' roadside T. Rex painted for Christmas Jennifer Sandlin

marijuana Did Mike Tyson smoke too much of his "Undisputed Cannabis" weed before meeting with Tony Hawk? Elías Villoro

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Delightful Creatures Meet some bright pink animals Miss Cellania

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california The dinosaurs in Pee-wee's Big Adventure have been painted for Valentine's Day Rusty Blazenhoff

gifts Personalized cum and vag rags Rob Beschizza

russia Russian soldier proposes with 16 tanks in the shape of a heart on Valentine's Day Thom Dunn