retro Make your sweetie smile (or blush) with these cheeky retro valentines with modern-day messages Rusty Blazenhoff

valentine's day Casey Weldon's retro Valentine's Day cards bring the snark Rusty Blazenhoff

candy Five pounds of Haribo gummy bears Jason Weisberger

nostalgia Happy Valentines from 1982 Jason Weisberger

dogs Heck Valentines Day just fall in love with some doggos Xeni Jardin

chocolate Edible Anus Xeni Jardin

wilcock VALENTINE'S WILCOCK: John meets Amber (his future wife) Ethan Persoff

sculpture Victorian valentines hid love notes inside intricate paper sculptures Popkin

texas Better than a basement: The Alamo acquires Pee-Wee Herman's iconic bicycle! Jennifer Sandlin

History Love means never having to say 'I slipped arsenic into your meat juice' Popkin

Weird Unsettling photo from The Shining tracked down in Getty's archives Rob Beschizza

zoos Send video of a pooping elephant to your ex for Valentine's Day Gail Sherman

movies Rich guy's unregulated science project goes wrong in "The Fantastic Four" Jason Weisberger

NASA NASA bringing asteroid hunters to Sundance Gail Sherman

australia Wombats love squishmallows, too Jennifer Sandlin

Roadside Attractions Cabazon dinosaur has a message for us: LOVE ONE ANOTHER Jennifer Sandlin

privacy Grindr sued over claims it revealed users' HIV status to advertisers Rob Beschizza

valentine's day This Valentine's Day, express your love with a pickle bouquet Jennifer Sandlin

capitalist killjoy Stanley water bottle madness grips America Jennifer Sandlin