"Shut the fuck up" stickers

Eliza Gauger produced these "shut the fuck up" stickers to provide Seattle locals with an appropriate response to an obnoxious marketing campaign there, but their appeal strikes me as universal to all communities, offline and on. A set of 10 is $5.

Sturdy, flexible stickers printed professionally onto UV-resistant gloss backing to endure the inevitable fury of your local contingent of liberal positivity drones.

Seattle has an infestation of stickers that say "be the light." Everyone is absolutely fed up with them, their corny omnipresence, and the shallow banality they represent. Thus, we find ourselves here, with enough "shut the fuck up." stickers to shut this hippie nonsense down for good. And so can you!