SPOILER: He's now in #TheSquad.
1) Earlier on Tuesday, humor website The Onion ran a spoof story titled '82-Year-Old New Jersey Congressman Bill Pascrell Quietly Asks Ilhan Omar If He Can Be Part Of The Squad.'
2) Then, Congressman Bill Pascrell Quietly Asked Ilhan Omar If He Can Be Part Of The Squad.
3) AOC said “you're in!”
4) Speaker Nancy Pelosi, this is how it's done.
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