I know nothing about the quality of Allegheny Shredders' machines (though I do take some interest in field), but I'm certain that they have the greatest slogan in shredding company history: "The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed."
Greatest-ever shredding company slogan: "The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed."

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Slack is back: "J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius" trailer drops
A SubGenius documentary? Yes, please, and Praise "Bob"! MovieWeb: What started out as an inside joke amongst two self-proclaimed weirdos in Ft. Worth, Texas became something much more than they bargained for. Reverend Ivan Stang (Douglass St. Clair Smith) and Dr. Philo Drummond (Steve Wilcox) had no idea what would happen when they decided to turn their… READ THE REST
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Markup Pro makes it simple to find and share what you want off the web
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This espresso press can turn out a brilliantly powerful brew in minutes and it's less than $50
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Get over 90 hours of top instruction on Calculus, Number Theory, and more with this Mathematics training package
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