The handsome and timely "Go Away" Doormat [Amazon] is made of coconut fibers and described as "environmentally" friendly if not particularly friendly in other respects. As death's hand knocks louder, however, you might want to segue to more assertive messaging with the "Fuck Off" Doormat. [h/t Rusty]
"Go Away" doormat

- TWEET
- COMMENTS
- housewares
Actual rug inspired by crypto rug pull scams
A rug is a textile ground covering that really ties the room together without being permanently affixed to the floor or walls. A rug pull is when the minters of cryptocurrencies pump a token then fraudulently drain it of value before vanishing with all the real money. Rug Pull Rugs sells a rug inspired by… READ THE REST
Bidets explained to American person
In this clip, a man from Korea tries to explain bidets to an American woman who is clearly completely unfamiliar with the idea of cleaning an ass with water instead of smearing excrement around it with a wadded handful of paper. That said, the man does not do a splendid job of selling the experience:… READ THE REST
Putin's inordinately long meeting tables mocked
What's with Vladimir Putin's weirdly long meeting tables? Here he is today with some advisors, in a Kremlin handout photo. Covid paranoia is the all-too-obvious answer. READ THE REST
Get Microsoft Office Pro and 78 hours of training for an unbelievable price
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Here's a catch-22: Most jobs and most schoolwork require you to use Microsoft Office programs in one way or another. Whether you need to type a document, create a PowerPoint presentation, or… READ THE REST
Make custom engravings for anything you own with 33% off this engraving pen
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. There's something extraordinary about personalized items. A monogram, a note, really anything personal, can give a ton of meaning to a seemingly mundane object. And one surefire way to make something unique… READ THE REST
This powerful electric toothbrush can last up to 28 days on one charge
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Are you searching for a premium toothbrush? Then you might want to upgrade to an electric toothbrush. For one, they're a whole lot better at fighting nasty grime like food particles and… READ THE REST