The handsome and timely "Go Away" Doormat [Amazon] is made of coconut fibers and described as "environmentally" friendly if not particularly friendly in other respects. As death's hand knocks louder, however, you might want to segue to more assertive messaging with the "Fuck Off" Doormat. [h/t Rusty]
"Go Away" doormat
Actual rug inspired by crypto rug pull scams
A rug is a textile ground covering that really ties the room together without being permanently affixed to the floor or walls. A rug pull is when the minters of cryptocurrencies pump a token then fraudulently drain it of value before vanishing with all the real money. Rug Pull Rugs sells a rug inspired by… READ THE REST
Bidets explained to American person
In this clip, a man from Korea tries to explain bidets to an American woman who is clearly completely unfamiliar with the idea of cleaning an ass with water instead of smearing excrement around it with a wadded handful of paper. That said, the man does not do a splendid job of selling the experience:… READ THE REST
Putin's inordinately long meeting tables mocked
What's with Vladimir Putin's weirdly long meeting tables? Here he is today with some advisors, in a Kremlin handout photo. Covid paranoia is the all-too-obvious answer. READ THE REST
Save over half off this refurbished MacBook Air this September
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. When people think of terms like innovative, stylish, and sleek, Apple often comes to mind, and for good reason. The company has constantly delivered products that have caught our attention and made us… READ THE REST
Refurbished savings: Get a near-mint Surface 3 tablet at a budget-friendly price tag
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. You can wait until that new tablet you've been eyeing goes on sale, but if you need something quick for work, school, or your favorite hobby, why wait? You can still get… READ THE REST
Save 74% off an expertly refurbished Apple MacBook Air this month
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. From watches to earbuds to computers, Apple products are some of the most dependable on the market, especially for working professionals. But with that reliability comes pretty gnarly price tags. And while… READ THE REST
