What's brown and white and tastes nothing like Christmas?
Archie McPhee's Shiitake Mushroom Candy Canes, of course.
Not sure what to do for the holidays this year? Give a shiitake! Shiitake Mushroom Candy Canes may seem odd at first, but they're sprouting up all over the place. How do they taste? Like shiitake. After all, we know Santa is a fungi with mushroom in his heart for holiday spirit, so obviously he gives a shiitake about Christmas!
Also see: Ketchup candy canes and Phở candy canes
Previously: Ill-flavored candy canes of yore