Dallas resident Steven Novak decorated his lawn for Halloween and some of his neighbors think it's a bit much. Jamie Vahala at the Dallas Observer:
Novak's decorations have brought the police to his house multiple times. "Neighbors told me cop cars were in front of my house a lot during the day," he says. "I was only home twice to receive them. They told me they thought it was cool and that they were only there because they were required to reply to complaints from the sergeant."
"They were in formation at the door and when I opened it they asked me if it was all mine. I asked, 'You mean the blood and the bodies? Yeah, that's me."
Time to buy a gallon of fake blood and use it liberally on the porch and lawn (ideally one's own).