Print your own unnervingly realistic face mask

Maskalike takes a photo of your chops and sends you an exactingly-color balanced face mask, carefully distorted with software so that it looks just wrong. It's appallingly realistic, landing in an unsettling glen deep in the uncanny valley.

Note: if you want the "chin masker" illusion, reply to your order confirmation after placing the order so we know to add it.

A girl will not get Covid.