Kilt overalls

The Damn Near Kilt 'Em Overkilt [Amazon] combines kilt and overalls to produce the ultimate hard-working garment. They're 100% cotton, $150, and available only in black. Here's a size guide at the official website. Remember to pair with suitable footwear; shabby birkenstocks won't cut it.

The Overkilt is unequaled Kilt badassery. The bastard offspring of a DNKE utility kilt and a kickass pair of cover-alls. Do even more than you thought possible in a kilt. Built with 100% 290 gram cotton drill. Sizing Guidance: All sizes are 24" in length. Check out our sizing instructions before picking your waist length.

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