I can't remember how bad I thought this "haunted house" dark ride would be when I clicked play. I guessed that it might be cheesy or bland, certainly. Or, conversely, that the imagery outside, already pushing PG-13, might become excessively offensive or gory within. But no! This is "what if a second-rate liminal places twitter account was a theme park ride?", but not even that good.
In fairness, the description from the carnie supply company that rents it out suggests that at least something has gone missing from the attraction.
UPDATE: Reddit user ohhamburgers found all the stock art used to make the outside look fancy. The licensing fees add up to about $36.
