In this footage, a man takes a leak in an airport terminal. Just urinates right on the damned carpet. I didn't rightly know how absorbent that thin carpet was until I saw a man pissing on it. Something strange about it, how much liquid it takes. A cop approaches gingerly, then adroitly takes him down as his stream dwindles. The man cries as he is taken to the ground, his plaintive call a wan and loveless plea to the spinning world, a mask of incertitude before the cold glass eye of the law, a sudden awareness that this is his moment of celluloid immortality, stumbled into as a coyote falls into a trap.
Man urinates on carpet in airport terminal
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