A couple in Australia was playing fetch with their dog Myrtle when she excitedly stuck her mouth into a bush and pulled out a bulging "bone" that was a lot bigger than the one that had been thrown. To their "horror," as they joked, they realized the phallic looking stick was actually a dildo.
"When she came out she returned with a much floppier, girthier stick," the dog's friends told Yahoo News Australia. "At first we didn't know what it was… and then we realized in horror that it was in fact a giant dildo."
Myrtle enjoyed her new find, playing with it for a bit while her humans took photos for Facebook. What the human toy was doing in the middle of the park was a bit of a mystery, but the couple decided to leave it there for the next excited dog to fool around with.