A couple of months ago there was some hubbub about Costco's Kirkland slide sandals. People were going crazy for them. I didn't understand the hype but let me tell you I stopped everything when I learned about a different breed of slides–ones with soles like egg cartons from Meow Wolf's Omega Mart!
Cage-Free Toes, the aptly named egg-yolk-yellow slides, are as much an art piece as they are footwear.
Your feet will be seated upon what look like glorious egg cartons, complete with a "Certified Human" stamp on the top, just to let you know these shoes are made for human feet. You do not need to refrigerate these shoes, even if you're a multidimensional being composed of fire. But again, these shoes are only certified for humans. Please don't wear these if you're not human.
"I used to be a closed-toe kind of person," explained shoe enthusiast Stevie Legit. "But after trying on Omega Mart's very comfortable Cage-Free Toes shoes, my mind has been opened to new ideas. And everyone can see just how beautiful my toes are, all year round, even in the winter months."