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Book rest Wisdom Tree holds your books' place Rusty Blazenhoff
Little Golden Book A Haunted Mansion Little Golden Book is coming this summer Rusty Blazenhoff
LAN party Team Coco's LAN Party candle smells like B.O. and ramen Rusty Blazenhoff
Stuffing Move over fat pants, Stove Top has fancy stuffing-inspired stuff for this Thanksgiving Rusty Blazenhoff
Jackhammer Jill Now you can design and personalize your own Oreo cookies Rusty Blazenhoff
Safe Santa Say "Merry Covid-Christmas" with this 2020 Santa ornament Rusty Blazenhoff
Bat mask Creepy-cool: Bat mask Rusty Blazenhoff
art imitating life Here comes Santa Claus… in a face mask, the ornament Rusty Blazenhoff
artist life Cartoonist sells his "crappy rejected" New Yorker submissions Rusty Blazenhoff
in-n-out In-N-Out Burger made sneakers with their drink cup's design Rusty Blazenhoff
Hang in there baby Intentionally distressed sweater looks like a cat's ripping it up Rusty Blazenhoff
late stage candlism Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff
no more boring bags This isn't a gas can — it's a purse Rusty Blazenhoff
shoplifter chic $tupid jewelry: Earring-card earring Rusty Blazenhoff
pain points And we've come full circle: Carrying straps for wireless AirPods Rusty Blazenhoff
decapitated pool float The decapitated swan pool float is a summer must-have for total weirdos Rusty Blazenhoff
Birkensocks Sandal socks make you look like you're wearing Birkenstocks Rusty Blazenhoff
Baseball Card Vandals Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff
Santa in Carbonite For Sale: (1) Santa in Carbonite Rusty Blazenhoff
Spooders Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff