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art imitating life Here comes Santa Claus… in a face mask, the ornament Rusty Blazenhoff
artist life Cartoonist sells his "crappy rejected" New Yorker submissions Rusty Blazenhoff
in-n-out In-N-Out Burger made sneakers with their drink cup's design Rusty Blazenhoff
Hang in there baby Intentionally distressed sweater looks like a cat's ripping it up Rusty Blazenhoff
late stage candlism Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff
no more boring bags This isn't a gas can — it's a purse Rusty Blazenhoff
shoplifter chic $tupid jewelry: Earring-card earring Rusty Blazenhoff
pain points And we've come full circle: Carrying straps for wireless AirPods Rusty Blazenhoff
decapitated pool float The decapitated swan pool float is a summer must-have for total weirdos Rusty Blazenhoff
Birkensocks Sandal socks make you look like you're wearing Birkenstocks Rusty Blazenhoff
Baseball Card Vandals Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff
Santa in Carbonite For Sale: (1) Santa in Carbonite Rusty Blazenhoff
Spooders Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff
Dog butt Behold, the digging dog butt tissue holder! Rusty Blazenhoff
Core Fill Enjoy Possibly NSFW: A gadget that injects bananas with syrup Rusty Blazenhoff
making poverty sexy These $530 pre-distressed sneakers are pissing people off Rusty Blazenhoff

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