Book rest Wisdom Tree holds your books' place Rusty Blazenhoff

Little Golden Book A Haunted Mansion Little Golden Book is coming this summer Rusty Blazenhoff

LAN party Team Coco's LAN Party candle smells like B.O. and ramen Rusty Blazenhoff

Stuffing Move over fat pants, Stove Top has fancy stuffing-inspired stuff for this Thanksgiving Rusty Blazenhoff

Jackhammer Jill Now you can design and personalize your own Oreo cookies Rusty Blazenhoff

Safe Santa Say "Merry Covid-Christmas" with this 2020 Santa ornament Rusty Blazenhoff

Bat mask Creepy-cool: Bat mask Rusty Blazenhoff

art imitating life Here comes Santa Claus… in a face mask, the ornament Rusty Blazenhoff

artist life Cartoonist sells his "crappy rejected" New Yorker submissions Rusty Blazenhoff

in-n-out In-N-Out Burger made sneakers with their drink cup's design Rusty Blazenhoff

Hang in there baby Intentionally distressed sweater looks like a cat's ripping it up Rusty Blazenhoff

late stage candlism Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff

no more boring bags This isn't a gas can — it's a purse Rusty Blazenhoff

shoplifter chic $tupid jewelry: Earring-card earring Rusty Blazenhoff

pain points And we've come full circle: Carrying straps for wireless AirPods Rusty Blazenhoff

decapitated pool float The decapitated swan pool float is a summer must-have for total weirdos Rusty Blazenhoff

Birkensocks Sandal socks make you look like you're wearing Birkenstocks Rusty Blazenhoff

Baseball Card Vandals Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff

Santa in Carbonite For Sale: (1) Santa in Carbonite Rusty Blazenhoff

Spooders Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff