The suspense of this 90-degree drop water slide video is almost too much for me to handle

Going on a slide where you simply sit down, scoot forward, and then go down is one thing (still pretty scary).

Standing on a platform knowing it's about to open up at any moment and drop you at a 90 degree angle is only for the bravest of souls. 

You couldn't pay me to go on this slide. Even watching the video is enough to send me into a cold sweat.