Perhaps Don Junior is on something else? In what universe is Don Junior anyone's hero?
Junior seems an unreliable narrator. Perhaps he is still shaken up by the envelope of white powder he claims he was sent.
What part of the Hero's journey is Don Junior on?
Image by Chris Manning / shutterstock.com
Xungeons & Xragons: Elon wants to buy Hasbro and do to the game what he did to Twitter
If Elon Musk wanted to create a classic fantasy role-playing franchise with none of the wokery that now inhabits Dungeons & Dragons, he could do it a dozen times over… READ THE REST
Elon Musk steals the show at his, er, Trump's Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving party (video)
Donald Trump had a seat at Elon Musk's Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving table last night, and as "YMCA" blasted over the speakers, Trump patted the younger, richer billionaire on the back to… READ THE REST
Nazi defender Candace Owens banned from New Zealand
Candace Owens, an online influencer who graduated from standard right wingery to holocaust denial with some Hitler praise along the way, was denied entry to New Zealand. Officials cited her… READ THE REST
Why rent when you can own Microsoft Office and Windows 11 Pro for $55?
TL;DR: Through Cyber Week, own Microsoft Office and Windows 11 Pro for $54.97 (reg. $438)—a practical, one-time purchase. Ever thought about owning your software instead of paying for it over and over, just… READ THE REST
Stop bike thieves with a hidden SmartCard tracker—3-pack for $79.97!
TL;DR: The KeySmart® SmartCard is a tracker the size of a credit card, and 3 of them are only $79.97 (reg. $119) for Black Friday. Check out here. Anyone who owns an… READ THE REST
Learn their secrets: Master 14 languages with Babbel for 78% off!
TL;DR: Tell your in-laws to pipe down in their native language with lifetime access to 14 different languages for 78% off through Boing Boing Shop. You know the best part of the holidays?… READ THE REST
