Jeans designed to look like your fly is down

Ever want to walk around pretending your jeans are unzipped? Yeah, me neither. But Japanese conceptual artist bokunou did. Here's the proof:

He's also made jeans with interchangeable rips on the knee. Why? Because art. Even his avatar is a humorous work of art. It shows him wearing a dark balaclava with a small photo of himself — not wearing the balaclava — attached to it, labeled "ME" with an arrow pointing to the photo.