Now you can smell like Diaper Don

Always on the hustle, notoriously bad-smelling Donald Trump makes it easy for you to smell like a convicted felon.

The smell of heavy makeup and a full diaper is reputedly what you'd get if what you got was truly the fragrance of Trump—just another con in a long line of scams. Everything from Instant Pots to running suits can soon be yours!

Previously:
The Trump Mobile experience (video)
Donald Trump: the poor little rich boy