On Monday, the Miami Marlins hosted a "Bark at the Park" night for their game against the Texas Rangers. This and similar 'take your doggo to the ballpark' days are, by far, the very best part of Major League Baseball, in my humble opinion. And Monday night was, indeed, a stellar evening for one lucky pup, who was caught on camera thoroughly enjoying the hotdog that he was being hand-fed by his humans. Unfortunately, what was that pup's best night ever was simultaneously the world's most depressing outing for a forlorn-looking dog seated right behind Mr. Lucky Dog. This very sad very best boy watches longingly as Mr. Lucky Dog devours his hot dog, showered with laughs and kisses from his owners. The poor sad hotdog-less doggo makes me so sad! He truly looks like he's about to cry!
Major League Baseball shared the video on its social media, with the caption, "It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶 🌭." The Mr. Lucky Dog's human mom, Kirsten Miller, saw the post and chimed in, "That's me and my doggie! I wish I had seen the sweetheart behind us, we would have shared lol." Sadly, Kirsten, it's too little and too late for the very sad doggo.
Luckily, the Marlins also saw the video and are currently looking for the sad dog in question. They posted a "WANTED" flyer on their social media, with the accompanying text stating: "WANTED: A VERY GOOD BOY. REWARD: A DREAM DAY AT LOAN DEPOT PARK." The post continued: "FIND THIS DOG! The Marlins would like to treat him to a Dream Day at Loan Deport Park."
So, get to it, internet — please help the Miami Marlins find this sad, poor, tortured, long suffering hotdog-less doggo and give him the treats and the attention he deserves!
Previously:
• Watch dogs enjoying being at baseball games
• Dear baseball: replace it with all Simba Cams, all the time!
• Watch 13-year-old bat dog Layla retrieve the last bat of her career
• New minor league bat dog gets zoomies, poops on field
