They sold pretentiousness in the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous 1980's and we bought it and bought into it. They showed us chauffeured rich dudes in Rolls-Royces, one borrowing… Read the rest of the article: Mustard wine is now being made by Grey Poupon

Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Micheal Che praised Norm Macdonald during the end of their "fake news" news cast on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Norm Macdonald passed away… Read the rest of the article: SNL's Weekend Update anchors pay tribute to Norm Macdonald

Something grown from the ground made to taste like a nearly synthetic kind of carnival treat seems like it must involve Igor and Dr. Victor Frankenstein's meddling with nature in… Read the rest of the article: Cotton candy grapes: A refreshing treat or an abomination against mankind?

Draco Malfoy, suffering from a Hermione Granger cast spell at last week's Quidditch World Cup, is on the mend thanks to a healing potion given to him by Professor Snape.… Read the rest of the article: Draco Malfoy, a.k.a. Tom Felton, recovering from health scare at the Ryder Cup

As president of the Portuguese Federation of Naturism, Filipa Gouveia Esteves, has provided a grape harvest field trip for the naturists (naked people) of her organization to Grandola, Portugal. Why… Read the rest of the article: These Portuguese grape pickers work the vineyards in the nude

Mike Lindell talks and talks and talks. Mostly, he just says things, like the kid who falsely tells you his dad is an astronaut and feels he's already in too… Read the rest of the article: MyPillow Guy gets shredded on Twitter, again

Spirit Halloween, Halloween Express and Fun World are really rolling the bones with this one. Maybe Skeleboner, the skeleton one-sie with a "boner", will be a big hit, or maybe… Read the rest of the article: Appall your friends on Halloween with Skeleboner!

Methane produced from cows (cow farts and burps) contribute greatly to the harmful emissions on our planet and are a contributor to global warming. As a way to counteract the… Read the rest of the article: Feed additive reduces cow methane output by 55%

During the Yankees/Orioles game at Camden Yards in Baltimore Wednesday umpire Tim Timmons had had enough. In an extremely rare move he forced several people to leave the field. But… Read the rest of the article: Umpire tosses entire Baltimore ground crew from game

If you throw a rock in the United States you might well hit the casket of a conservative radio talk show host who denounced the Covid-19 vaccine, and urged his… Read the rest of the article: Yet another vocal anti-vax talk show host dies from Covid-19

Norm MacDonald's recent Norm MacDonald Has a Show was brilliant and so very drowsy, yet maniacally and cuttingly Norm. He had been living with cancer for the past nine years,… Read the rest of the article: Comic Norm MacDonald dies at age 61

Ohio State University drum major Austin Bowman was probably filled with adrenalin as he bolted through the tunnel on his way to the football field and his marching band. In… Read the rest of the article: Drum major takes pratfall before football game, leaps back into action

About 2 dozen students pushed into their school in Manchester, Michigan egged on by their anti-masking parents, past Manchester Superintendent Brad Bezeau Tuesday in defiance of the county's mask mandate.… Read the rest of the article: Anti-mask students in Michigan are urged by parents to push into school

The majestic Great Blue Heron, with a 6-foot wing span, surveys the Central Park wetland in Manhattan. It stabs a rat, drowns it and swallows it whole, slippery naked tail… Read the rest of the article: Watch: Heron eats Central Park rat

In another case of "conservatives: stupid or evil?" Rep. Jim Jordan leaves me pondering: Is he ignorant of the facts of American history, which makes him carelessly tweet this stupid… Read the rest of the article: Twitter corrects Jim Jordan's claim that "Vaccine mandates are un-American"

Imagine an older lady in Naples, Italy, playing a "scratch and win" card and believing she had won. She goes to the shop with elated expectation where she purchased it… Read the rest of the article: Jerk snatches winning game ticket from old lady

Fox News host Pete Hamsandwich, or who-cares-what-his-name-is, praises Angie Ugarte, a Florida restaurant owner who posted a sign refusing to serve anyone who supports President Biden. Ugarte specifically believes Biden… Read the rest of the article: Video shows hypocrisy by Fox News host over cancel culture

Kailey Schmitt wanted to make herself a dress and didn't want to buy a bunch of fabric to do it. She already had a ton of plastic bags, so Voilà!… Read the rest of the article: Woman makes full length gown entirely out of plastic Target bags

Ed Asner took a shot at me and my shoes in a very Don Rickles type of move, that I absolutely loved but more about that later, as the celebrated… Read the rest of the article: Ed Asner dies at 91, lived a complete life and made fun of my shoes

A common mistake I used to make was to take my calf, or sometimes calves, through the drive-through at McDonald's and have them lecture me from the backseat about how… Read the rest of the article: Cow seen in backseat of car at McDonald's drive-through