Copyfight A glimpse of the European Commission's plans for ham-fisted, indiscriminate mass online censorship Cory Doctorow

politics NPR retracts comically specific article about Supreme Court's Samuel Alito retiring, after he doesn't Rob Beschizza

folklore The Bunny Man was a real hatchet-wielder in 1970 Virginia — but the internet turned him into something else entirely Ellsworth Toohey

America 250 celebrates with contestants nearly puking pancakes Jason Weisberger

algae-gate Grandpa Pudding Brains declares victory over "criminally made algae" Jason Weisberger

Just one name Elon Musk demands one name of someone killed by aid cuts, gets a list Jason Weisberger

crime Bag labeled "deffntely not a bag full full of drugs" was full of drugs Rob Beschizza

Science Australia's social media ban not working, study finds Rob Beschizza

trump FEMA official who teleported to Waffle House teleports out of agency Rob Beschizza

crime Rapist who faked own death reportedly dead again Rob Beschizza

History In 1942 Los Angeles fired 1,440 anti-aircraft rounds at nothing Ellsworth Toohey

monuments Ignoring tire tracks, NPS hunts mystery Reflecting Pool vandal Jason Weisberger

Grandpa Pudding Brains pens backstory for nefarious Reflecting Pool vandal Jason Weisberger

dementia Grandpa Pudding Brains visits a truck factory, makes haunted chew toy noises Jason Weisberger

law enforcement What luck, America! Kash Patel's girlfriend joins Trump's talent-fleeing Freedom 250 event Jason Weisberger

Mmmmmuscles Grandpa Pudding Brains gets lost in a cop's muscles Jason Weisberger

Delightful Creatures Jaws in Concert gets the shark-costumed bassist it deserves Jason Weisberger

The Mouth of Moron returns to explain that pond scum is democracy Jason Weisberger

History In 1835 a New York paper put bat-men and unicorns on the moon Ellsworth Toohey

Science A new book, Poking the Squid, tells the scandalous, salacious truth about animal sex, in comics form Ruben Bolling