Real things you can actually buy New Zealand distillery has been selling a lot of f*cking gin Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids Joe Biden dying and a UFO cover-up in this week's dubious tabloids. Peter Sheridan

mad mad MAGA Dumbfounded GOP lawmaker can't make sense of his own timeline against made-up Biden allegations (video) Carla Sinclair

guns Jack-in-the-Box worker shoots at customer through drive-through window after curly fry argument (video) David Pescovitz

animals Freaky electric blue tarantula species identified in Thailand David Pescovitz

movies Netflix shows off upcoming animation, including Scott Pilgrim Grant St. Clair

Weird Far Cry 7 will feature a real-time time limit Grant St. Clair

delightful corgis Hilarious pup is all too excited to snitch on the cat for breaking house rules (video) Carla Sinclair

china Chinese coast guard chasing Filipino boats from their fishing waters Ruben Bolling

Boing Boing Gadgets Here's how to get Rosetta Stone and Microsoft Office for $199.99 Boing Boing's Shop

trump Don Jr's knowledge of Russian history is also not accurate Jason Weisberger

violent gentlemen Florida man who worked for U.S. Attorney's Office goes on stabbing spree (video) Carla Sinclair

music industry LiveNation spins greed into a PR win Thom Dunn

vegan Scrappy Cooking transforms "common food scraps" into "magic" Jennifer Sandlin

lauren boebert Public penis-fondling congresswoman wants to punish trans DoD employer by cutting her salary to $1 Mark Frauenfelder

Delightful Creatures Bear is asked to leave party; bear complies, but gets in one swipe on the way out Ruben Bolling

MAGA Fake MAGA electors in Michigan claim they are not guilty — they were "brainwashed" Carla Sinclair

jellyfish New study: tiny brainless jellyfish somehow capable of forming of memories Thom Dunn

politics QAnon believer faces 5 years in prison for threatening to kill Texas congresswoman he mistakenly thought was transgender Mark Frauenfelder

maga MAGA congresswoman furious that Border Patrol seized fentanyl Mark Frauenfelder