Real things you can actually buy New Zealand distillery has been selling a lot of f*cking gin Rusty Blazenhoff
Comic Books "W0rldtr33" is a terrifying new comic about demons who escape from the Internet Thom Dunn
entitled passengers Woman kicked off American Airlines flight is outraged, says she is "Instagram famous" (video) Carla Sinclair
desperate peddlers Melania Trump doesn't "give a f*ck about Christmas" — but will hawk ornaments to make a buck Carla Sinclair
climate change Smash Mouth wrote "All Star" to warn us about climate change & anti-intellectualism and we turned it into a meme Thom Dunn
Netflix Netflix will soon send its last DVDs in the mail. Still have some? You can keep 'em. David Pescovitz
History "Washington's Gay General" is a fabulous look at the queerness of America's founding Thom Dunn
the "law and order" party Congressman Ronny Jackson caught on video fighting with police: "You were a full-on f*cking dick!" Carla Sinclair
abortion Abortion protections for workers are not discriminatory against men, rules Equal Employment Opportunity Commission Thom Dunn
Comics Marvel's Children of the Vault is a post-human cyber thriller from the writer of 20th Century Men Thom Dunn
drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza
Rep. Derrick Van Orden (Q–WI) Unhinged Congressman screams at high school pages for taking a selfie in the Rotunda: "Lazy sh*ts!" Carla Sinclair
