happy mutants When you teargas a smooth hacky-sacker Cory Doctorow

wheels on the bus Sticky tires are dirtier than they look Jason Weisberger

books New biography captures Doonesbury's 50-year sweep of American life Ruben Bolling

Grandpa Pudding Brains free associates a commencement address Jason Weisberger

Pedophile Protector Chinese leadership watches Grandpa Pudding Brains confidently explain imaginary fast-food statistics Jason Weisberger

Games Federal prison for Super Mario meth man Rob Beschizza

anger management Why is Grandpa Pudding Brains so grumpy today? Jason Weisberger

erase racism 'The hood is off': Virginia Republican steps onto America's most obvious rhetorical landmine Jason Weisberger

undead Grandpa Pudding Brains gleefully describes his experiments in necromancy Jason Weisberger

trump's cognitive test Grandpa Pudding Brains insists test was difficult, struggles to keep details straight Jason Weisberger

assassination attempts Grandpa Pudding Brains offends quite easily Jason Weisberger

Dumber Grandpa Pudding Brains, once again, confused by a colloquialism Jason Weisberger

gadgets Amazon to cut off old Kindles in May Rob Beschizza

texas Watch the Attwater's prairie chicken do his mating dance (he's really going for it) Jennifer Sandlin

Dumb Boat Diplomacy Grandpa Pudding Brains' energy policy: go steal it for yourself! Jason Weisberger

Trump's Jan 6th insurrectionists now claim they were victims of excessive force Jason Weisberger

Here in America THERE ARE NO KINGS Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland Jason Weisberger

Dumber Alina Habba still doesn't know who or what she is talking about Jason Weisberger

politics Latest "Andrew" pics from Epstein Files look an awful lot like footage stills Rob Beschizza

Pedo Protector When you win gold and someone else wants applause Jason Weisberger