Minnesota FLDS and Seth Jeffs are now digging into Minnesota Xeni Jardin

christian nationalism 180 religions dropped from Pentagon's approved list of faiths Séamus Bellamy

politics Judge orders Trump's name removed from the Kennedy Center Rob Beschizza

Stable Genius As war looms, Grandpa Pudding Brains delivers emergency remarks on decorative water features Jason Weisberger

iran Cuba is bracing for a U.S. invasion Séamus Bellamy

politics SNL's cold open just proves Hegseth and Patel are beyond parody Grant St. Clair

politics Iran war has cost $25bn so far, admits Pentagon. The real cost is closer to $50bn. Rob Beschizza

politics CIA employees killed in Mexico during illegal operation Séamus Bellamy

Same old song and dance Trump returns to his reality TV roots. Who gets fired next? Jason Weisberger

travel Europe could run out of jet fuel in six weeks Séamus Bellamy

dear leader The Mouth of Moron reading directly from "Dear Leader" playbook Jason Weisberger

Shrug heard around the world Trump's plan for Iran is: ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Jason Weisberger

trump The White House may be hiding how many Americans have died in Iran Séamus Bellamy

law Hegseth kills probe into Apache pilots who buzzed Kid Rock's house Séamus Bellamy

war U.S. hiding troops in hotels to dodge missiles may be a war crime Jason Weisberger

antifa Portland declares inflatable frog a public safety threat Jason Weisberger

Dumb Boat Diplomacy Grandpa Pudding Brains' energy policy: go steal it for yourself! Jason Weisberger

politics Hegseth's broker tried to buy millions in defense stocks before Iran attack Ellsworth Toohey

trump Iran has hacked Kash Patel's personal email Séamus Bellamy

pudding Grandpa Pudding Brains recommends invoking the 25th to stop him Jason Weisberger