scandals JD Vance explodes over Trump-Epstein revelation (looks like someone needs his couch!) Carla Sinclair
politics Trump's surgeon general pick needs emergency treatment for truth deficiency Ellsworth Toohey
tourism Two German teen girls discover America's new tourist attraction: detention centers Ellsworth Toohey
travel U.S. Government demands new internal passport for citizens and it's giving off major dystopian vibes Ellsworth Toohey
politics Minnesota GOP senator caught being super gross with fake teen, just hours after trying to classify Trump critics as mentally ill Ellsworth Toohey
china Restaurant offers to compensate 4,000 diners after teenagers caught peeing in the hotpot broth Allan Rose Hill
Games "Subway Poker" — a commuter game that turns random passengers into playing cards Ellsworth Toohey