The Bureau concludes! — with a summoning of The President and a performance of "Ignore Him (The More You Say His Name)" by the Aloha Aryan Fellows.
Week Eleven for
The Bureau has you returning back to the office. The HR Video Terminal has a few exit questions, as this will be your last day. While you're completing that, be sure to plug on a Brain Machine and get the Gysin DM spinning.
Welcome back to
The Bureau. It’s the tenth installment, with two remaining installments until your day is complete. You've found your way to a bar, and it's a comfortable view of the train. You may have just died.
Welcome back to
The Bureau. It's the ninth installment and it looks like that sandwich you found in your pocket contains a bossy talking slice of Brain. And man, it's feeding you some gab!
Welcome back to The Bureau.
The Bureau is a complete soundtrack of a nine hour day at your job, beginning at 8:55am. Each music track is paired with a comic book panel. If new to story, a few highlights from the first seven installments:
A Buzzing Supply Cabinet at 9:19
An Introduction to Your Job Responsibilities at 10:32
A Peaceful Napkin Dispenser at 11:26
A Bold Clarinet Performance at 11:47
Revelry at 12:38
Rainfall at 1:27
Psychic Brain Attack at 2:25
Today: A Helicopter Ride at 3:42
Here's today's playlist:
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TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK (Wednesday, December 26, 4:08pm) Read the rest
Welcome back to
The Bureau. This week will be a holiday segment.
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From the weekly series
The Bureau. Brought to you this week by the U.S. House of Representatives and InjectoCortex, Proud provider of INF-based Brain Transistors for Elected Officials (IBTEOs) since public disclosure of their existence in 1952.
Your supervisor would like to speak with you today at 10:53am. Good thing you have a great tasting sandwich to deal with that unreasonable feedback.
Welcome back. This second installment of
The Bureau has you out of your Morning Meeting. It is now 10:03am.
Listen carefully to the
AB6700 Broadcast System for an important announcement, followed by instructions for administering your compulsory joy to the
GB12-B Sincerity Monitor.
Welcome to your new job. Please do not be late on your first day.
