From the weekly series The Bureau
. Brought to you this week by the U.S. House of Representatives and InjectoCortex, Proud provider of INF-based Brain Transistors for Elected Officials (IBTEOs) since public disclosure of their existence in 1952.
Your supervisor would like to speak with you today at 10:53am. Good thing you have a great tasting sandwich to deal with that unreasonable feedback.
Welcome back. This second installment of The Bureau
has you out of your Morning Meeting. It is now 10:03am.
Listen carefully to the AB6700 Broadcast System
for an important announcement, followed by instructions for administering your compulsory joy to the GB12-B Sincerity Monitor
Welcome to your new job. Please do not be late on your first day.