Today in Chaos Idiocracy gets real: Trump's face plastered on Justice Department building Séamus Bellamy

politics Carney gets standing ovation at Davos, Trump uninvites him Séamus Bellamy

immigration Federal judge shuts down Alligator Alcatraz Séamus Bellamy

politics "Donald Dump" depicts Trump with sludge oozing out of his mouth Jennifer Sandlin

privacy Tucker Carlson, hacked on his own podcast, blames mental patients and asks for biometrics Ellsworth Toohey

privacy How a retired technician handed EFF the proof of NSA mass spying Ellsworth Toohey

Somehow, Eric Trump's "money printing" bitcoin business left investors holding the bag Jason Weisberger

worse things happen at sea The world's most advanced aircraft carrier taken down by… a dryer vent fire Jason Weisberger

politics Ron Johnson refuses to pay veterans the money they earned with their blood and service Séamus Bellamy

politics Paxton played the MAGA game and Trump dumped him anyway Ellsworth Toohey

politics DOJ just pulled Epstein 47,000 files. What are they trying to hide? Ellsworth Toohey

fascism FCC Chair wielding equal-time rule in service of Trump's agenda  Jason Weisberger

Republicans Republicans jet off as DHS runs out of money Jason Weisberger

epstein Melinda Gates ended marriage with Bill Gates over Epstein allegations Rob Beschizza

politics Director of "Melania" in the latest Epstein Files drop Rob Beschizza

Games Jeffrey Epstein was banned by Xbox Live Rob Beschizza

Pedo Guy Emails appear to show Elon Musk trying very hard to get invited to Jeffrey Epstein's party Jason Weisberger

politics Clintons defy Epstein subpoena, send Comer a blistering four-page letter Ellsworth Toohey

politics DOJ tracked journalist who exposed Epstein Ellsworth Toohey

evidence DOJ releases and removes Epstein documents implicating Trump Jason Weisberger