Today in Chaos Idiocracy gets real: Trump's face plastered on Justice Department building Séamus Bellamy
privacy Tucker Carlson, hacked on his own podcast, blames mental patients and asks for biometrics Ellsworth Toohey
Somehow, Eric Trump's "money printing" bitcoin business left investors holding the bag Jason Weisberger
worse things happen at sea The world's most advanced aircraft carrier taken down by… a dryer vent fire Jason Weisberger
politics Ron Johnson refuses to pay veterans the money they earned with their blood and service Séamus Bellamy
Pedo Guy Emails appear to show Elon Musk trying very hard to get invited to Jeffrey Epstein's party Jason Weisberger