@hellobigfoot. Usually, him one does following, but now it is your turn.

If you don't have any of the books already, do yourself a favor. If nothing else, you can use one as a shield when he sneaks into your tent and tries to make off with all your granola and bullets. Here they are:
* In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot
* Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir
* Bigfoot: I Not Dead

(Thanks, Graham Roumieu, and thanks for turning me on to the books like 5 years ago, Susannah Breslin!)


  1. I love his squirrel rivalry.
    “Me no like squirrels. They shave bad word in Bigfoot’s back fur.”

  2. What about @MEBIGFOOT ? He’s been having girlfriend issues and a lot more. I hope these two bigfeet aren’t bitter rivals…

  3. One of the goofy books my son and I were working on is Bigfoot VS Alien Zombies. We’ve got quite a wild plot outlined, I just can’t get him to sit down and write. Probably my fault, for buying him too much fun stuff.

  4. Am I the only person that thinks Bigfoot’s sentence structure is a direct lift from Cookie Monster?

  5. @MEBIGFOOT is better in so many ways. For one, he’s the only subhuman who can legitimately get away with tweeting in all caps. And two… er… wait, what was i saying?…

  6. I recommend the bigfoot books to *everybody*! I nearly hurt myself when I read the first one because I was laughing so hard. The entire conceit is hilarious and the execution (text + drawings) knock it right out of the park. I’m sending his twitters to my phone for instant glee. Woo hoo!

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