One-armed Chinese monkey kills 80 chickens

Link. (Thanks, ting).

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dainel

Not only does it have only one arm, it also has only one leg. How does a monkey with only one arm and one leg catch a chicken?
jphilby

Isn’t that cute? He does whatever DAddy does!
Anonymous

Teach a monkey how to kill a chicken, and you amuse him for a day. Teach him how to clean and barbecue a chicken, and you can open a restaurant called Master Golden Monkey’s.
JhmL

that cat just looks so darn happy to be there!
sloverlord

Story was a little disappointing: the monkey has killed 80 cumulative chickens, whereas the headline makes it seem like it took them all on at once, Kill Bill-style.

Also: I love that picture so much.
Anonymous

“mad cat beside the chickens” (glazed in the rain…) is the new “banana just look at it)?
mdh

sounds like fowl play
- Anonymous
  
  Boing Boing needs a “like” button.
cjp

Where’s the Shocked Kitteh with blood-covered, one-armed marauding monkey pic? (He should have a few feathers sticking out of one corner of his mouth, please.)
cjp

OMG. Quote of the week: “Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey.”
- millrick
  
  once again BB provides us all with a valuable life lesson
rebdav

So this sounds like a joke set up,

Love the shocked cat, keep it around and surprise us with it in a year or two.
Anonymous

Planet of the apes revisited.
Felton

Jimmy Wang Yu in One Armed Drunken Monkey vs. the 80 Golden Chickens.
bbc

Whew! That was close. I’m glad I read this article. I was just about to go outside and…
agraham999

Did he choke them?
- Brainspore
  
  That would certainly warrant a spanking.
johnnyuber

Feather Plucking Insane!
John Pederson

Shocked kitteh is shocked.

http://skitch.com/ijohnpederson/dmi95/meta-shocked-kitteh
Avram / Moderator

It’s worth clicking through to the news story just to see the photo, which looks like something out of a kung-fu flick.
- Felton
  
  The title of this post made me think of a kung-fu movie.
Brainspore

The headline on this post neglects to mention that the monkey also only had ONE LEG. That is one dangerous little double-amputee.
Teresa Nielsen Hayden

That’s one for the Dept. of Irresistible Headlines.
querent

Damn, that is beautiful. It comforted him.
bbbaldie

Oh, the poultranity.
ZippySpincycle

I for one welcome OMG Cat, our new overlord.
Anonymous

And **this**, folks, is why I am a firm supporter of the 2nd Amendment. ‘Cuz, ya know, sooner or later that monkey is gonna graduate from chickens, and well… I’m just say’n we all aughta’ be prepared… ya’ know?

Capcha: which munchies… lol. ;)