One-armed Chinese monkey kills 80 chickens


27 Responses to “One-armed Chinese monkey kills 80 chickens”

  1. dainel says:

    Not only does it have only one arm, it also has only one leg. How does a monkey with only one arm and one leg catch a chicken?

  2. jphilby says:

    Isn’t that cute? He does whatever DAddy does!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Teach a monkey how to kill a chicken, and you amuse him for a day. Teach him how to clean and barbecue a chicken, and you can open a restaurant called Master Golden Monkey’s.

  4. JhmL says:

    that cat just looks so darn happy to be there!

  5. sloverlord says:

    Story was a little disappointing: the monkey has killed 80 cumulative chickens, whereas the headline makes it seem like it took them all on at once, Kill Bill-style.

    Also: I love that picture so much.

  6. Anonymous says:

    “mad cat beside the chickens” (glazed in the rain…) is the new “banana just look at it)?

  7. mdh says:

    sounds like fowl play

  8. cjp says:

    Where’s the Shocked Kitteh with blood-covered, one-armed marauding monkey pic? (He should have a few feathers sticking out of one corner of his mouth, please.)

  9. cjp says:

    OMG. Quote of the week: “Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey.”

  10. rebdav says:

    So this sounds like a joke set up,

    Love the shocked cat, keep it around and surprise us with it in a year or two.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Planet of the apes revisited.

  12. Felton says:

    Jimmy Wang Yu in One Armed Drunken Monkey vs. the 80 Golden Chickens.

  13. bbc says:

    Whew! That was close. I’m glad I read this article. I was just about to go outside and…

  14. agraham999 says:

    Did he choke them?

  15. johnnyuber says:

    Feather Plucking Insane!

  16. Avram / Moderator says:

    It’s worth clicking through to the news story just to see the photo, which looks like something out of a kung-fu flick.

  17. Brainspore says:

    The headline on this post neglects to mention that the monkey also only had ONE LEG. That is one dangerous little double-amputee.

  18. Teresa Nielsen Hayden says:

    That’s one for the Dept. of Irresistible Headlines.

  19. querent says:

    Damn, that is beautiful. It comforted him.

  20. bbbaldie says:

    Oh, the poultranity.

  21. ZippySpincycle says:

    I for one welcome OMG Cat, our new overlord.

  22. Anonymous says:

    And **this**, folks, is why I am a firm supporter of the 2nd Amendment. ‘Cuz, ya know, sooner or later that monkey is gonna graduate from chickens, and well… I’m just say’n we all aughta’ be prepared… ya’ know?

    Capcha: which munchies… lol. ;)

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