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Teapot shaped like Dr McCoy's head

Cory Doctorow at 8:02 am Mon, Jan 2, 2012

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Mark Nathan Stafford made this "Bones" teapot fashioned in the likeness of DeForest "Dr McCoy" Kelley's noggin: "Stoneware. Dimensions: 11 inches in height by 9 inches in width by 9 inches in depth. 2011. Pours from left ear."

“Doctor Bones” Teapot (via Neatorama)

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  • bklynchris

    Nononononononononooooo  NO!

    Especially the phallic steeper, and that toupee lid makes me feel squeemish too.

  • Volker

    I’m a doctor, not a teapot! Oh wait…

    • Felton / Moderator

      I should have known someone would beat me to it.

  • Felton / Moderator

    Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a little teapot!

  • stumo

    Pours from left ear

    Not the final frontier?

    • Wreckrob8

      The front ear? Is that like the third eye?

  • BrotherPower

    Wow. The douche nozzle steeper, the tonsure cozy lid… this is one of those rare things that starts off so weird, then edges into appalling, only to come out the other side being kind of awesome. It’s the Uncrappy Valley effect.

  • technogeekagain

    I suspect the mold for hollow-casting the bust already existed and the teapot evolved from “What else can one do with a hollow bust”..

    “Fascinating.”

    • http://twitter.com/shoelyshoes Natalie Wicklund

      I’ve seen Mark’s work in person. I’m positive he would have sculpted this by hand. :D

  • awjt

    The perforated skull-dildo is freakin me out.

  • bcsizemo

    “Oh my!”

  • Alan Olsen

    At least she didn’t make it pour from the nose.

    • Henry Pootel

      Sort of a reverse flow neti pot as it were

  • Dave Jenkins

    I would pay good money for a whiskey bottle shaped like a standing Kirk.

  • Dave Jenkins

    I would pay even more money for a bong shaped like the Gorn.

  • irksome

    I would think Spock’s ear would make a better spout.

  • http://twitter.com/drtrauma Doc Trauma

    Well I suppose it’s better to have a head full of tea than one full of Ceti Eels. 

    • GertaLives

      I only came to the comments to note that, since it pours from the ear, it really ought to be Checkov’s head.

  • http://twitter.com/blindeschildpad Blinde Schildpad

    Back… and to the left.
    Back… and to the left.
    Back…

    and to the left.

  • jennybean42

    …your argument is invalid.

  • http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair

    Imagine the sound of grating ceramic reverberating through your skull as that steeper slides into your parietal bone…

  • http://grathio.com Steve Hoefer

    The pot seems hard to use, but a trepanning tea infuser… now that has possibilities.

  • sam1148

    Damnit Man drilling holes my head isn’t the answer!

  • http://twitter.com/liberalandold Ruthanng Fubbles

    This is a wonderful world. 

  • Tom_Has_Doubts

    Jim! You don’t ask the Almighty if he takes one lump or two!

  • http://twitter.com/pmcarlton Pete Carlton

    Good tea.
    Nice house.