Just look at this mutant triple banana.


35 Responses to “Just look at this mutant triple banana.”

  1. Mitchell Glaser says:

    Just loook at it!

  2. David Kang says:

    No! I won’t loo….. aw, too late.

  3. MonkeyBoy says:

    Certain herbicides which a plant encounters at sub lethal levels can cause developmental problems particularly in fruit.

    So if you want to eat herbicide then be my guest.

  4. knijon says:

    Incontrovertible proof of a creator…

    Anyway, this person’s cereal:banana ratio is gonna be waaaaayyyy off.

  5. JProffitt71 says:

    I. Want. That. Banana(s?).

  6. sam1148 says:

    clean your thumb nails.

  7. Bucket says:

    I want a pan flute made out of giant mutant dried bananas. I could then unseat Zamfir as “god of the pan flute”! Don’t worry, I’ll be very kind to you mere mortals as your God-King.

  8. J_france says:

    Makes me wish I kept and photographed the mutant 5 and 6 fused bunches they were selling last year, when Australia’s banana crops were decimated me a tropical cyclone and any-old banana stocks had to be sold as a result.

    Lots bunches that were half fused, but with the bottom halves still separated. Hard to peel without destroying them, but when you did they were mutant, tentacled banana monsters.

  9. Pete Shand says:

    Look behind you! A Three-headed monkey-wait-banana!

  10. Mike Norman says:

    I see Dr. Alphonse Mephesto is branching out into the plant kingdom.

  11. spacemunky says:

    Just just just look look look at at at it it it!!!

  12. len_c says:

    as an atheist, i must confirm that it is indeed my nightmare.

  13. oasisob1 says:

    Next they’ll be putting 3 blades on disposable razors…

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      I wish they’d go back to one blade on razor cartridges instead of two or three plus a slime-strip. It’s like shaving with an anvil. And maybe you wouldn’t have to take out a second mortgage to buy blades.

      • penguinchris says:

        Use an old-school safety razor with double-edged single blades. The blades last longer than the newfangled monstrosities and are dirt-cheap – ~15-30 cents each depending on your source (and they are still sold in many stores so they’re not hard to find – the handle/holder you may have to order online but I got mine at a flea market for $4). And they work far better at actually shaving, at least for me.

  14. sean says:

    Probably global warming did it.

  15. Spriggan_Prime says:

    I say we nuke it from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure.

  16. Robert Cruickshank says:



    Banana is the largest herbaceous flowering plant.  I used to work in an office building with a big atrium full of wild tropicals.  They had a plant that produced tiny bunches of pink bananas on stalks that grew from a big corm.  Most people simply could not be convinced that they were real, even as they walked by them every day while they grew.

  18. Artor says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you liek bananas, so I put a banana in your banana, so you can eat a banana while eating your banana.

  19. mistersquid says:

    I’m looking at it!

  20. timmaguire says:

    I see your 3 bananas smooshed together and raise you 6 bananas smooshed together!

    Except I don’t have 6 bananas. But I’m quite sure if I had 6 bananas and a camera with an internet connection, I could post a picture of 6 bananas smooshed together just as effectively as this person posted 3.

  21. Helena Boner Carter says:

    Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Bananas in Every Skin

  22. Lexicat says:

    Ok. . . uh. . .  I am not typically into. . .  bananas, but that just makes me. . . erm. . . hungry

  23. Not long after my parents got married they went to the market and found a gigantic banana. When they got home and peeled it open there were 2 bananas inside. My mom has a picture of my dad with it. So I guess it’s not unheard of…

  24. pjcamp says:

    Blinky Banana. Doh!

  25. David Walker says:

    I give it four coconuts.

  26. Fred King says:

    Where can I find the recipe?

  27. You make me wish I had three hands.

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