Possibly NSFW: A gadget that injects bananas with syrup

I might be 12, but my brain went straight to the gutter when I saw this weird banana-filling gadget. This thing is marketed to kids, even though it seems rather inappropriate!

So, this is how the $27 "Banana Surprise" works. You cut off the tip, just the tip. Then, you rest the fruit in the "Yumstation." Now, this is where the fun begins. You get out the tool and jam it into the end and then quickly pull out. And now, according to the directions, it's time to fill that hole with some sweet syrup, fruit puree, or cream.

Surprise, you have an oozing, dripping piece of phallic fruit!

It's just a banana. It's just a banana. It's just a banana.

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Just look at this racist talking robot banana

Mike from the Useless Duck Company simply wanted to make a dancing and talking banana robot. For his troubles, he got banned from Twitch due to racist and sexist content. Read the rest

Just look at these unsanctioned bananas in a highly sanctioned world

Artist Carson Davis Brown creates rogue art installations, and his latest work in progress does not disappoint: unsanctioned bananas the building lobbies. Read the rest

Just look at this banana chestburster shoop

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Mysterious walking banana tosses banana into business

On Monday in Prescott Valley, Arizona, a banana-human hybrid opened the door of a business, yelled "Banana!," and tossed in a banana. Then he took off.

According to police, the banana was male and wearing jeans and black shoes. They say it was a person in a banana suit, but we all know better.

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Just look at these spooky banana ghosts

Just look at 'em with their evil chocolate chip eyes. Part of Let's Go Chipper's series on healthy Halloween snacks in the run-up to Saint Beetus Day. Also: Read the rest

Just look at this shattered banana that gives mute testimony of the bitter cold of Norway.

Just look at it.

This is how cold it is in Norway right now. (i.imgur.com)

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Just look at this banana being shot with a steel bearing fired from an air-cannon.

Just look at it.

How to Peel a Banana/Alan_sailer

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Just look at this mutant triple banana.

Just look at it.

I see your double banana, and raise you another banana... I introduce MUTANT TRIPLE BANANA! (i.imgur.com) Read the rest

Just look at this Alien banana sculpture.

Just look at it.

Just an alien sculpted in a banana. How should we call it?

Just look at these other amazing bananasthings.

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Just look at this banana fan.

Just look at it.

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Just look at this peelable papercraft banana

Just look at it.

Paper Banana

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